SAXX Platinum: Your balls are in for a surprise

SAXX Platinum boxer briefs: This Canadian-based company really cares about your balls. I don't believe that corporations are people, but if they were and SAXX were single I might be tempted to leave my wife. Unending love and attention, specifically for one's balls. This underwear comes with a BallPark Pouch (more on this in the jewels). Platinum is the company's top line for everyday wear. The fabric is 95% modal / 5% spandex. The five-inch inseam and fly give these a pretty standard look from the outside, but the inside is where all the magic happens.

The Jewels: I don't know how else to say it so this is what wearing these feels like: It's a hot and humid night and you're in bed trying to sleep. You don't want any part of you making contact with any other part of you; your fingers are splayed, your legs are trying to keep everything separated, but there's only so much you can do on your own so, pantless, you look for comfort from a crisp, cool sheet. The sheet, tucked between your sticky thigh and sweaty balls, feels like a deity's refreshing crotch kiss. The comfort consumes you and you sleep soundly. The Ballpark Pouch is "designed for contact-free support," according to the company. "This 3D hammock-shaped pouch keeps everything in place, thanks to mesh panels that prevent skin-against-skin friction, and feature no exposed stitching for chafe-free comfort." It doesn't end there, creative stitching also makes for more comfort. The whole design is very well thought through, keeping everything comfortably in place.

The Junk:  Wonderful as the Ballpark Pouch is, there are days when the idea just doesn't appeal to me. Sometimes I just want to snake my dong down along my left leg. That's it. These guys are pretty great.

Overall rating

Two balls in of course. SAXX Platinum is made of modal, which is a fabric I'm not too crazy about from a few other companies; however, I really like what Saxx did with it. Light, breathable and silky soft. The Ballpark Pouch and stitching really optimize comfort. The presence of a fly is welcome since SAXX has a few lines without them.

Suggestions: You should really pick up a pair and see what you think, but what do I know, I'm just a guy who calls himself the Underwearer and spends his time running a blog to make sure you can keep your junk comfortable. This is a pretty unique product, and I think this line is the best you can get from SAXX. If you're into them give the Quest 2.0 a try, but make sure you like the pouch before you buy too many. Give your balls some wings and let them fly.

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